"REAL" -vs- Fake.... what the HELL was I thinking!
No fresh cut Christmas tree is worth that! You know that meticulously wound Christmas tree lights that I raved about in the last real-vs-fake post.....the DEVIL to unwind on a DEAD "real" tree! Not to mention the CLAW like pine needles that dig into your flesh and STAB your feet while walking in a bazillion circles around the dumb tree undressing it from the millions of ornaments that just weeks before we were so excited to put on the "REAL" tree!
.......and one small side note...they make you itch!
ALL through the living room......
Down the Hall...
through the Kitchen....
and out the Door!
this is as far as i got...i am hoping that the darn thing disappears in the snow!
Next year...well....it did Smell good :)
3 comments:
That is so awesome! I am in love with my Costco fake one. I highly recommend it. I will buy you a Christmas tree smelly candle if that will make you feel better next year, and I will remind you of the mess in October when Costco starts selling their trees. haha. your poor vacuum probably hates you now.
HaHaHaHa. That was funny. I burst out laughing When I had only read the title. I like the play by play of the disposal of the dead, once good smelling tree. Ours didn't do that! Did you water it enough? when it gets dried out the needles fall. Never seen it that bad! And I know how clean you are. I can here you damning that tree all the way out the door. hehe.
LOL! Holly, you make me laugh even though you're miles and miles away! I can just imagine you pulling that tree out of the house while saying a few not so nice words! i'm with ya!!
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